As you are probably aware, chavs, yobs and other antisocial retards are forcing us normal people to stay indoors. how to kill a chav... 1. Do not in any way wear burgandy (or burbabry). They will call you annoying names like 'brov' then burn you at the nearest chav shop. 2. Do not go out at night, thats when they are probably drunk or carrying a fucking knife bigger than their balls, or urs by the time they have attacked them. 3. At all times carry at least three stakes, if you have seen me with my fucking huge bag, now you know what is in there. 4. Always aim for chavs bollocks. They are the cleverest parts of the chav. Although if you think you might miss something as small as the chavs balls aim for the head.